The Bieber diaries: “Isreal sucks soooo bad”

The Bieber diaries: “Isreal sucks soooo bad”
Justin Bieber (Flickr / jake.auzzie)
I wish I never came to this god forsaken armpit of the world. All I wanted to do was have some falafel, meet BeeBee, see where Jesus walked on water and then did that fish miracle thingy. Or was it with bread. Damn, maybe if the paparazzi would leave me alone for two seconds I could think. Or maybe I can’t think because I keep wearing that stupid over-sized rapper baseball cap all the time, and it’s cutting off circulation to my brain. Oh well, it’s a price I have to pay, I guess, if I wanna look like a cool brother. Only way I can get respect from my homies back in the States.

Thank God for Twitter though, or else I wouldn’t have been able to get through this trip. It’s been a nightmare. Especially at the holy sites. I really wanted to feel some holy vibe thingy, but couldn’t get it on. They wouldn’t let me get close to God!

The Bieber diaries: “Isreal sucks soooo bad”
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Fuck it. And fuck the paps. And fuck BeeBee Netanyahoo. He said he wanted to meet me! Why did he cancel??? Cuz I didn’t want to meet him with all those Sderot kids? Doesn’t he get it? I just want him to myself – why do I have to share?!!
The Bieber diaries: “Isreal sucks soooo bad” That’s it! I’ve had it! You win! I don’t care who kills who here, and if the Serbs are right. It’s not my problem. I’m not leaving my room. So there!

The Bieber diaries: “Isreal sucks soooo bad”

I gotta cool down. Gotta act like a man. Gonna stop tweeting and let my folks spoil me rotten!

The Bieber diaries: “Isreal sucks soooo bad”

But I swear to god, when I get home some heads are gonna roll. Where’s my agent? I’m gonna kill him for booking this gig.

The Bieber diaries: “Isreal sucks soooo bad” At least on Twitter I can share my wisdom and life experience.

The Bieber diaries: “Isreal sucks soooo bad”

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